Section V – Getting Out
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Ending a relationship is never easy. For most men, multiple relationships with women of interest will come and go. For women, relationships are more deeply seated with emotion and real feelings, making breakups through dumping problematic. Most women will protect their interests through strong measures, such as cock blocking, more sexual excitement, back rubs, cooked food, MBEtc. A woman can delay a breakup for years; extrication from a relationship must pass the hurdle.
Make it happen in time. There are many ways to breakup with a girlfriend or partner. Most often, several well-known techniques are employed. Occasionally an opportunity presents to branch off and uniquely end relations well. Generally however, men must tread cautiously in these uncertain waters. The ManBible recognizes Breakup Extrication Techniques (BETs) as best practices to initiate and expedite the breakup process. The BETs are based upon two concepts to hold fast to and remember: i) no pain, no gain, and ii) the grass is green on the other side. A man must take notice: The uncomfortable time of a breakup is outweighed by the prospect of new booty pleasures with other women of interest. Once a man intends to end a relationship, he must accomplish the task or risk month or years of unnecessary pain and wasted time. Although the breakup process must be achieved as gentlemanly as possible, a breakup may require subtle lies, deceit and displays of emotion to smooth the transition.
Porn is sometimes better than a girlfriend who you can’t wait to breakup with.
Just do it. There are many techniques a man can use to extricate himself from a relationship. The choice of technique will depend on a number of breakup factors, including time of the relation, intimacy level, connection to friends and geography. A man who has been dating a woman for 6 months is in a different position than a man at the third date, just as when the girlfriend is his best friend’s wife’s best friend. Generally, the more time spent with a woman of interest, the more difficult the breakup will be and the less options available. The best example is the Email Breakup Rule (EBR), which holds a man is required to break up face-to-face when dating a WOI. Ultimately, a balancing test between these factors must be used to determine where a man stands.
Breakup Factors
1) Time of relationship
2) Connection to family and friends
3) Level of sexual relations achieved
4) Unexpected or expected
5) Statements of love for booty
6) Promises made for booty
7) Type of Girl
8) Level of woman’s interest
9) Living together or separate
10) Shared animals
Common Female Extrication Techniques
The Quick Dump (TQD)
Lying Your Way Out (LYWO)
Straight Forward Dump (SFD)
It’s Me Not You (MNY)
The Letter Breakup (LBO)
The Quick Dump – Some breakups require quick action. The strong desire to quickly end relationships usually comes from the excitement of new booty possibilities of pleasures and delights. Although some breakups should be carefully planned, there are times when an immediate breakup is warranted. Sometimes the opportunity will present itself after other methods have failed. Other times there is a new woman of interest in waiting. The ManBible recognizes The Quick Dump (QD) as an immediate and usually unexpected move by a man that ends a relationship. To tell a WOI who still wants relations that “It’s over, I’m sorry, this is not going to work, goodbye, lets call the whole thing off” is a bold move that increases booty potential. However, the QD is fraught with difficulties. These include reputation damage in the social circle of women, post-dump stalking, false-alarm breakups, increased drama, MBetc. The reasons to use the QD, such as dumping to maintain dignity, calling off before the third date, and revealing a cheating affair are sometimes stronger than smoother transition of a calculated breakup. Sometimes there is no time for long goodbyes.
Lying Your Way Out – Sometimes the truth is the worst option. Most of the time the truth is important and necessary for good relations. However, lying about motive is a generally accepted method to spare grief for the woman of interest. A breakup is essentially a rejection of an affection previously used to gain sexual relations and sex. Breakups can make a woman cry, and these tears are fairly persuasive, especially coupled with the possibility of makeup sex. A man can overcome the sympathy from watching a woman cry with a few misrepresentations of the truth. The goal is to help both parties move on as painlessly as possible. The challenge to soften the truth in some fashion to afford a smooth transition out of relations is usually worth facing.
It’s not a lie, if you believe it.
Straight Forward Dump – The direct approach is usually the best choice. A man who breaks up with a woman in person without time constraints to afford a reply fares better then those who attempt to cut corners. The ManBible recognizes a Straight Forward Dump (SFD) as the most appropriate method of breaking off relations. The SFD allows a man to retain dump honor and respect. The SFD is usually a planned event where a man finds the appropriate moment to directly state that relations are over and why they are coming to an end. With the decision made and the reasons stated, there is no going back and only future booty waiting.
It’s Me, Not You – When the going gets tough, the tough take the blame. Taking blame for the breakup is a clever diversionary tactic. In exchange for lessening the pain on the dumped party, the dumper gets more of the burden of blame, to which no offense is taken. The ManBible recognizes the It’s Me, Not You (IMNY) method as a valid means of softening a breakup and facilitating an easier transition from the Final Breakup Moment.
The Letter Breakup – There is no easy way out. Many men have searched for the path of least resistance through the breakup. Phone conversation breakups are a common means of avoiding awkward scenes of dumping. However, use of a letter or email to break off relations is discouraged. The ManBible recognizes this one-sided communication as the Letter Email Copout (LEC). The LEC is poor way to show respect and to “take the pain” of life, especially when the parties have engaged in sex. There is no dumping honor in saying goodbye without affording the other party an opportunity to reply. Further, the follow-through of making the decision and executing a breakup is important for self-confidence and retaining hand moving forward into the next relationship. The booty potential of a man increases when he breaks off relations that reasonably should end.
Never waste time on any one woman of interest. Not all encounters with WOIs are success stories to remember or brag. The combination of factors necessary for attraction and subsequent sexual relations are sometimes absent in time and space. These factors include everything from a insufficient booty potential to the wrong social class, to a boyfriend whom she will not cheat upon to the wrong week to ask. Regardless of will and effort, there come moments where a man is faced with the hard reality: further pursuit of a particular WOI will be a fruitless endeavor. A man must know when to say when and spend resources on another.
All good things must end. The ManBible recognizes almost all relationships with women of interest end in a Final Relationship Moment (FRM). This moment is usually painful and awkward. There is only one action to alleviate this pain: walk away and find a new woman of interest. Whether given the opportunity to walk away or dumped in the street, the MB teaches a golden opportunity awaits to begin again in Green Pastures of future tomorrows.
Post Dump Stalking (PDS) – When a man breaks off relations with a woman of interest and that WOI continues to find avenues to affect the man with the hope of reunification. These include i) be seen by man, ii) have man know affairs of WOI, iii) influence love life, iv) go out with friends, v) MBetc.
False Alarm Breakups (FAB) – When a man attempts to break off relations with a woman of interest but for whatever reason then agrees to continue the relationship. Relationships salvaged by FABs can last from 3 months to 3 years. Generally considered a bad move.
Dumping Honor – When a man breaks off a relationship in a way that does not offend common decency and follows appropriate standards based on the time of relations.
MB Warning: At some level a woman scorned is inconsolable. Men are advised to walk away and avoid post-breakup contact that only creates further collateral damage.