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A bang is describing the act of sex by its physical nature. Although different cultures use unique words or phrases to describe this act of sexual consummation, the general concept remains the same. When a man is afforded the opportunity of sexual relations and sex with a woman of interest, the gift of life is truly revealed. The intimate nature of a bang also creates an important moment for a woman. Satisfying expectations quickly builds up collateral for continued affection and increased amounts of SRES. The ManBible recommends Quality Bang Performance (QBP), whenever possible, to strength hand, likability and increased longevity of good sexual relations. The focus on performance-based SRES is a recognition the quality of a bang matters to women. Expectations need to be satisfied for success. To meet this level of achievement, time and booty tested rules are import to follow. The ManBible recognizes The ManBible Rules of Sex (MBROS) as the essential guiding principles of a good bang. A woman’s willingness to come back for more lies in large measure on QBP. The higher the QBP and therefore better the SRES experience, the more interest a woman will find and booty maintained. A bang not taken advantage of is a future bang wasted.
The ManBible Rules of Sex (MBROS)
Always make her cum
Never be a bore
Always get her name right
Never cum before
Always stay around awhile
Never take too long
Always remember her face
Never talk too much
Always say goodbye
Never close the door.
1) Always make her cum – Generally a woman must be pleasured for a bang to be considered successful. Lack of pleasure is almost never complained about but almost always disappointing.
2) Never be a bore – Women bore easily by bad technique and sloppy work. Getting a man to bang is not considered a sufficient challenge in the circle of women. They expect more.
3) Always get her name right – Women will not accept lack of knowledge of their name. They did tell you, and forgetting can be fatal. This is a statement about whether or not the bang comes before the person.
4) Never cum before – Pleasing yourself before pleasing the woman of interest is usually embarrassing, self-defeating and unprofessional. The timing of the end of sex is very important during sexual relations and sex.
5) Always stay around awhile – After a sexual encounter, a man should not attempt to flee immediately. Some time spent will yield dividends down the road.
6) Never take too long – Sexual relations should only last around an hour, as time beyond this point becomes a diminished return.
7) Always remember her face – Most men eventually get married and cease to experience new booty. Therefore, memories become more important in time to inspire boring sex in a relationship.
8) Never talk too much – Conversation can be counterproductive, especially when it diminishes the progress made. A man who speaks less gets more sex.
9) Always say goodbye – A man should always make the moment before leaving and after sexual relations and sex as special as possible with a woman.
10) Never close the door – Even when dumping a woman, a man should attempt to leave the door open for future possibilities. Treat a former girl or bang friend with respect.
Banging is just the beginning. The required dedication to bang well enough to entice a woman of interest to return for more bangs is based on many factors, including quality of a sexual encounter, performance assessments, number of pleasures provided, lighting, bang placement, MBetc. A man should first ensure the pleasure of the woman is satisfied before retiring to laziness or sleep. Once satisfied, the path to greater sexual pleasures and delights is not hampered by a woman’s lack of enthusiastic participation or an eventual dump. A woman pleased will come back for more and do more when she comes back.
The more frequent a man bangs, the better his bang will be.
When a man and a woman engage in sex, there are four important goals a man must achieve in order for the bang to be deemed good. The ManBible Bang Principles (MBBP) take care of the universal needs of the physical woman. The MB recognizes that when the four ManBible Bang Principles are met, the bang is sufficiently successful for further relations. A good bang leads to many dividends down the road.
MB Warning: The MB reminds all men that a day will come when they will be pulled away from the game of love. Until that day comes, however, there is a fair amount of quality banging to be done. A man should live each day, as it was his last day, because in many ways, if it happens to be the day before meeting the one, it is his last day.
Sex by any other name is still sex. Common terms for banging include: sex, intercourse, “doing it,” the nasty, bonk, bone, boom-boom, booty, fuck, “getting it on,” get some, nookie, “the old in and out,” poke, poonj, ram, screw, ball, scrog, shag, bump fuzzies, bump nasties, bump uglies, bunce, shag, fuck, screw, hump, pump, chopped up, booty sex, boot knockin, ass slappin, bed breaking sex, cut some, dance, dig, dippings, “doing the nasty,” dukin, fluff, freakin, fubb, geit, “get all up in that,” get guts, get laid, mounted, get on, get some, give’er a bone, grease, happy happy, hit it, hit skins, hit that, hizzit the skizzins, horizontal bop, horizontal refreshment, hot beef injection, hunka chunka, jeepin, kertanging, kick it, knock boot, lay pipe, make woopie, orgy, MBetc.
Love and banging are not mutually exclusive. Although banging implies a lack of romance, many men still use real feelings as a necessary component to gain sexual relations and sex. The advantage to this approach is that Romance, Caring or Feelings (RCF) create an interesting storyline around, before and up to SRES. Any good story has the potential to increase the sexual dynamitic and intensity. RCF also reduces the time until first bang.
Women generally want romance, caring and feelings. For a woman to afford access to her body and sexual relations, the expectation of an exchange of RCF for sex is usually present. Avoiding the inevitable clash of perspective is a wise choice, though there are always other avenues to pursue. RCF is one of many tools. Men who decline to share RCF must compensate to deflect the suspicion of the desire for SRES without emotional attachment. Most women consider men and relationships, and do not tolerate money for nothing and kicks for free.
The ManBible recognizes Romancing the Stone (RTS) as a viable move to gain advantage in the courting ritual. Men who understand the power of the bang and display RCF increase their chance for success every time they court a woman of interest. Love and booty mix well.